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I Owe You One

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Air Dragon (Trevor Moore) is a frustrated pilot who feels their relationship is one-sided as he’s always saving Cloud Pony (Sam Brown) from bogeys, until he reveals what he really wants in return is simply a dinner invitation.

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Cloud Pony (Sam Brown)

Mayday! Mayday! I got a bogey on my tail! He's riding me good. I don't know where this guy came from. I need your help.

Air Dragon (Trevor Moore)

Sit tight, Cloud Pony. I'm en route.

Cloud Pony (Sam Brown)

My dogs are barking! I need backup!

Air Dragon (Trevor Moore)

Pow! Got him.

Cloud Pony (Sam Brown)

Thanks, Air Dragon, I owe you one.

Air Dragon (Trevor Moore)

You know my wife Ling Pai and I are lonely. We like some company every now and then. We can't have kids.

Cloud Pony (Sam Brown)

I didn't know you and Ling Pai couldn't have kids.

Air Dragon (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, why do you think I'd call her the Yellow Baron?

Cloud Pony (Sam Brown)

I was wondering if you and Lin Pai want to come over for dinner tonight!? (sirens blaring)

Air Dragon (Trevor Moore)

I don't know, I'll have to check with Ling's chemo sessions to see if she can fit it in.

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