Sketch Info
Trevor Moore’s crude mime jerk off joke backfires when Darren Trumeter takes it way too far, turning a quick gag into an uncomfortably graphic display that disturbs everyone around him.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Coworker (Darren Trumeter)
I just got this new car wax for my car. It's amazing.
Coworker (Trevor Moore)
Oh, that's really cool.
Coworker (Darren Trumeter)
Yeah. It's, like, so shiny, like, the reflection-
Coworker (Trevor Moore)
(starts mime jerking) I'm just joking. That's not really cool. That's boring.
Coworker (Darren Trumeter)
(slow mime jerking and eye contact)
Coworker (Trevor Moore)
That's not how you do that. That's not how you do that. You're doing it too slow. Stop. It's just... It's real fast, and then you stop, okay?
Coworker (Darren Trumeter)
(mime touches dicks together)
Coworker (Trevor Moore)
Dude, no, no! You never make them touch, man. You never make them touch, man.
Coworker (Darren Trumeter)
(mime finishes on his own face)
Coworker (Trevor Moore)
Don't finish! You never finish. Dude, that's disgusting. I'm telling the boss.